Gravy Bath Blues

[Verse] Woke up this mornin', feelin' kinda lazy, I thought to myself, "Why not do somethin' crazy?" So I filled up the tub with country-style gravy, And now I'm swimmin' in it, feelin' kinda hazy. [Verse 2] Got my rubber ducky floatin' on a sea of brown, It's the best kinda bath in this sleepy ol' town. Gravy up to my elbows, and I'm sinkin' down, Worryin' 'bout my troubles, I ain't gonna drown. [Chorus] I'm takin' a gravy bath, forgettin' my woes, Soap can't replace what the gravy bestows. Hot biscuit dreams as the steam softly rose, Country livin' at its finest, I suppose. [Verse 3] Neighbors think I’ve lost it, but they don’t know, The joy of bathtime with a southern-style flow. Cornbread bubbles and the sausage will show, Life's a bit sweeter when you're down low. [Verse 4] A scoop of mashed potatoes, just to seal the deal, Ain’t nothin’ like gravy for a bath-time meal. Comfort's all around me, now I'm startin' to feel, If life gives you lemons, ask for brown with veal. [Chorus] I'm takin' a gravy bath, forgettin' my woes, Soap can't replace what the gravy bestows. Hot biscuit dreams as the steam softly rose, Country livin' at its finest, I suppose.