Puggy The Pug

(Cheering) (Verse 1) In a cozy little house on Pugtail Lane, Lived a pug named Puggy with a curious mane. He waddled around with a snort and a wiggle, Dreaming of pizza, his tail would jiggle. (Chorus) Oh, Puggy the pug, he loves his pizza, With extra cheese, oh how it pleases ya! But gobble too fast, and he'll give a sneeze-a, Puggy the pug, pukes out his pizza! (Verse 2) He'd jump for joy at the pizza man's ring, A slice in his mouth, he felt like a king. But oh dear Puggy, you must slow down, Or you'll paint the town brown, with a pizza frown. (Chorus) Oh, Puggy the pug, he loves his pizza, Pepperoni rounds, they do tease ya! But munch too quick, and it's not gonna please ya, Puggy the pug, pukes out his pizza! (Bridge) It's a cheesy dilemma, a saucy affair, Puggy's tummy rumbles, it's quite the scare. But learn he must, to savor the taste, Or his pizza love, will go to waste. (Chorus) Oh, Puggy the pug, he loves his pizza, Just take it slow, no need to race ya! Chew it well, and you'll appease ya, No more pukes, enjoy your pizza! (Outro) So here's to Puggy, may he learn in time, To enjoy each bite, of his pizza divine. For life's too short, for puking your meal, Savor each moment, and the joy you'll feel. (epic guitar riff solo)