Secure My Soul

Hey everybody have you heard the news? If you want to be somebody, and avoid the blues? Throw caution to walls. Take a stapler to your thigh and balls! [Trumpet solo] Ooh, let me tell ya, it's a wild choice You'll be hollerin', make your inner voice Just remember before you make a holler Think twice 'fore you spend that dollar [Bridge] 'Cause it's funky, it's bold, a tale untold But when the staple hits, you better be sold You wanna ride that train of pain, you see Let that staple gun set your spirit free With every puncture, you claim your fame Dancing to the rhythm of the stapling game [Guitar Breakdown] In that moment, you'll say 'what the heck!' But do it right, or you'll be a nervous wreck [Chorus] Stapling that sack. Gonna have to peel them back. Stapling that sack. Gonna have to peel them back.