Viking Cards

[Intro] New card. What do you think? Whoa-ho, very nice. Look at that. [Verse 1] Picked them up from the printer's yesterday. Good coloring. That's "Bone". And the lettering is something called "Silian Rail". [Verse 2] It's very cool, Bateman... but that's nothing. Look at this. That is really nice. "Eggshell", with "Romalian" type. What do you think? Nice. [Bridge] Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful? [Chorus] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. [Verse 3] But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet. Raised lettering, "Pale Nimbus". White. Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card. [Chorus] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. [Verse 4] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God... it even has a watermark. [Chorus] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine. [Outro] Something wrong? Patrick? You're sweating. [guitar riff] [aggressive drums and bass finish]