I'm Just A Dumbass

[Verse] Woke up this morning tripped on my shoe Spilled my coffee guess it's nothing new Left my keys all inside the door Can't remember what they're even for [Verse 2] Lost my wallet in yesterday's jeans Can't find my way out of my own dreams Took a wrong turn in my own town I've got to laugh can't keep me down [Chorus] I'm just a dumbass baby Can't do a thing quite right But I'll keep on trying maybe I'll get it right one night [Bridge] Every day's a new disaster But I keep moving faster I might be slow to master But laughter's my answer [Verse 3] Called my mom on a pizza phone Looked for my dog but I was alone Life’s a maze can't find the thread Might end up in my neighbor's bed [Chorus] I'm just a dumbass baby Can't do a thing quite right But I'll keep on trying maybe I'll get it right one night