Toasted Connections

[Verse] Buzzin' in the kitchen The morning's just begun My dad's got a mission He's tryin' to have some fun He's talkin' to the toaster Like it's a long-lost friend I gotta admit It's a strange trend Lookin' all confused Don't know what to say He's got that toaster on his mind every single day He tells it his secrets He tells it his woes But that toaster just buzzes It never really knows [Verse 2] He tells the toaster 'bout his dreams His wishes And desires He thinks it understands But it's just electrical wires The toast pops up Golden brown and crisp But my dad's still searchin' for something he missed [Verse] Buzzin' in the kitchen The morning's just begun My dad's got a mission He's tryin' to have some fun Talkin' to the toaster Like it's a long-lost friend I gotta admit Mister It's a strange trend Lookin' all confused Don't know what to say He's got that toaster on his mind Every single day [Verse 2] He dances with the spatula And sings with the spoon He's turnin' up the heat Gonna make that toast swoon He's got the breakfast blues In his soul Cookin' up a storm That takes its toll