The Legend of Nick

[Verse] In a small Irish town There lived a man named Nick A mighty tough fella Not one to play tricks He'd down bitter coffee Black as the night With every sip he'd become more of a sight [Verse 2] He'd quench his thirst with the maltiest beer A fire in his eyes Showing no fear Then came the whiskey The most brutal kind It burned his throat But he never minded [Chorus] Oh Nick He's a legend The toughest around Drinking bitter coffee The strongest that's found From the malties to whiskeys He'd never back down Hearing the loudest music He'd stomp on the ground [Verse 3] And the man had a hunger Which everyone could tell Cause a mighty tough fella Needs fuel to bend hell So along with his beer The maltiest, he found He ordered a chili The hottest around [Verse 4] When he chowed down, our fella With a high pitch of sound Gushes steam from his ears And pale turned his face I witnessed his eyes They had no tear to spare As this man, our Nick Would not even care [Chorus] Oh Nick He's a legend The toughest around Drinking bitter coffee The strongest that's found From the malties to whiskeys He'd never back down Hearing the loudest music He'd stomp on the ground