Ripped Pants

[Verse 1} I thought that I had everybody on my side But I went and blew it all sky high And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I ripped my pants [Chorus] When big Larry came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants [Verse 2] I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns [Chorus] When big Larry came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants [Outro] Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget So listen and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants