Dang Ol' Record Broke

(Verse 1) Dang ol' tell you what, man, I woke up this mornin' (man, talkin' 'bout mornin') Sun shinin' through the blinds, birds chirpin' outside (birds chirpin', man) Head thumpin', feelin' kinda rough, you know what I'm sayin'? (know what I'm sayin'?) Reached for my Willie Nelson record, put it on the turntable (dang ol' turntable, man) (Chorus) Needle hit the groove, and somethin' sounded wrong (sounded wrong, man) Music all scratchy, voice ain't smooth like a Texas drawl (Texas drawl, man) Picked up the record, took a closer look (closer look, man) Big ol' crack right through the middle, dang ol' record's fried (fried, man) (Verse 2) Hey man, I tell you what, that there record was a classic (classic, man) Red Headed Stranger, singin' all about heartache and time (heartache and time, man) Been spinnin' that record since I was a teenager (teenager, man) Now it's all busted up, ain't nothin' left but the blues (nothin' left but the blues, man) (Chorus) Needle hit the groove, and somethin' sounded wrong (sounded wrong, man) Music all scratchy, voice ain't smooth like a Texas drawl (Texas drawl, man) Picked up the record, took a closer look (closer look, man) Big ol' crack right through the middle, dang ol' record's fried (fried, man) (Bridge) I tell you what, man, gotta figure out who done this (done this, man) Was it Joseph with his dang ol' clumsy ways? (clumsy ways, man) Maybe Bobby tryin' to be a DJ with his headphones on? (headphones on, man) Dang ol' mystery on my hands, gotta find the culprit (find the culprit, man) (Chorus) Needle hit the groove, and somethin' sounded wrong (sounded wrong, man) Music all scratchy, voice ain't smooth like a Texas drawl (Texas drawl, man) Picked up the record, took a closer look (closer look, man) Big ol' crack right through the middle, dang ol' record's fried (fried, man) (Outro) Hey man, whoever broke my record, you better fess up (fess up, man) We gonna have ourselves a little talk, you know what I'm sayin'? (know what I'm sayin'?) Maybe a walk down to the alley for a little chat (little chat, man) Dang ol' record collectors don't mess around (mess around, man)