Pee so urgent, makes me sprint

[Verse 1] Oh, I woke up this morning, the sun in my eyes, But before my feet hit the floor, gotta prioritize. Rush to the bathroom, got no time to chat, It's a race against nature, bet on that! [Chorus] Singin' oh, oh, life's little games, Pickin' my nose on the freeway lanes. And a pee so urgent, makes me sprint, Daily missions, give a comical hint. [Verse 2] At the red light, an awkward little glance, Diggin' for gold in my nasal expanse. Passerby chuckling, but I’m in my zone, Found a treasure, now it's time to head home. [Chorus] Singin' oh, oh, life's little games, Pickin' my nose on the freeway lanes. And a pee so urgent, makes me sprint, Daily missions, give a comical hint. [Bridge] In line at the store with a cart full of snacks, Sneezes coming on, defense somewhat lax. Tissues to the rescue, in Aisle Five, It’s the simple things that make us feel alive! [Chorus] Singin' oh, oh, life's little games, Pickin' my nose while I'm changing lanes. And a pee so urgent, makes me twist and bend, It's these little dramas, till the very end. [Outro] So here's to the odd, the mundane, the plain, Finding joy in the normal, slightly insane. Cheers from the bathroom, the street, the store, With life this funny, who needs anything more?