Grown-Up Fail

[intro: intriguing catchy piano intro] Verse 1: Woke up late, can't find my keys My bank app says I'm broke, geez Dirty clothes all over the floor Mom calls asking 'bout my chores Chorus: I'm a grown-up fail (Oh man!) Can't adult, no way (Help me!) Mess up every day (For real!) I'm a grown-up fail (Big oof!) Verse 2: Burned my pizza, smoke alarm's screaming Dating apps got me only creeps and scamming Boss texted, I missed a meeting Car won't start, my luck's depleting (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: Forgot to pay my phone bill (Dang it!) Fridge is empty, stomach's growling (I'm hungry!) How do grown-ups do this stuff? I'm calling it: I've had enough! (Repeat Chorus) Outro: Guess I'll just go back to bed Being grown-up's way too hard [end: catchy piano outro]