Snapped a Selfie

[Verse 1)] Woke up feeling fine, hair lookin' fly Snapped a selfie quick, thought I'd give the world a try Posted it up online, feeling fresh and cool But the comments came pouring in, 'Get well soon, you fool?' [Chorus] What?! Get well soon? I'm healthy as a horse No sniffles, no aches, not even a cough, of course! Why all the well wishes? Is there something I missed? Did I accidentally post in a 'sympathy' list? [Verse 2] Scrambled my brain, checked my face in the glass No bandage, no cast, not even a single pimple, alas! Maybe it's the filter, making me look unwell? But no, I swear, I'm feeling just swell! [Chorus] What?! Get well soon? I'm healthy as a horse No sniffles, no aches, not even a cough, of course! Why all the well wishes? Is there something I missed? Did I accidentally post in a 'sympathy' list? [Bridge] Maybe it's my pose, looking a bit too pale? Or the lighting's too dark, creating a tragic tale? Whatever it is, I'm clearly misunderstood Just wanted to show the world how good I looked, good! [Chorus] What?! Get well soon? I'm healthy as a horse No sniffles, no aches, not even a cough, of course! Why all the well wishes? Is there something I missed? Did I accidentally post in a 'sympathy' list? [Outro] Next time I'll just stay home, keep my selfies to myself 'Cause clearly, the world thinks I need a whole lot of help! Get well soon? It's got me feeling a bit down Guess I'll just stick to pictures of my cat, where there's no confusion around. [End]