Broccoli Blues

[Verse] Lumpy green villain on my plate Feels like a punishment fate Tastes like the smell of fresh cut grass Every bite an ordeal to surpass [Verse 2] Mama says it's good for the soul Can't fight this green forest troll Wish it was a chocolate cake Broccoli gives my will a shake [Chorus] I hate broccoli with a burning fire Got no love no deep desire Every time I see it I just want to flee Broccoli blues haunting me [Verse 3] Tiny trees that mock my taste Waste of space on dinner's plate Who said this was culinary gold It's just a moldy mess from old [Bridge] Oh why oh why must we endure This green misfortune with no cure Give me anything else I plea I hate you broccoli let me be [Verse 4] Can't drown it out with extra cheese Killing my hunger I beg please Slathered in sauce still vile Gonna toss it out exiled