Lyrics
[Catchy instrumental]; [violin solo]; [improvisational solo]; [Chorus] In fourteen-ninety-two, Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue, all his guinea pigs came along in his shoe cuz I'm not your boo boo I'm ra ra roo roo; [improvisational vocals]; [instrumental]; [piano solo]; [verse] 15th century of Christ, Ottoman and Timurid Empires fight at the Battle of Ankara in fourteen-oh-two; then we see an Ottoman civil war between four sons, the Ottoman Interregnum lasting for a decade; they got rid of Jan Hus; and China was full of luck as they constructed the Forbidden City in Beijing; [Chorus]; [improvisational solo]; [instrumental solo]; [saxophone solo]; [verse] Joan of Arc ends the Siege of Orléans and turns the tide of the Hundred Years' War in fourteen-twenty-nine; but then they got rid of her as well; Henry VI of England is crowned King of France; Aztecs become the dominant power in Mesoamerica; Portuguese navigators sail the ocean blue like Christopher Columbus but a few decades into Africa to bring back slavery; [Chorus]; [improvisational solo]; [instrumental solo]; [trumpet solo]; [verse] civil war in Central America; Battle of Varna; Battle of Suzdal, Kazan Khanate of Turkey stopped Russia from getting what is currently Moscow today which the Khazars claimed it possibly as early as six-fifty A-D; Fall of Constantinople marks the end of the Byzantine Empire marks the end of the last Roman Emperor and the rise of the Ottoman Empire; Hundred Years' War ends; war of the Roses; [Chorus]; [improvisational solo]; [instrumental solo]; [guitar solo]; [verse] Sengoku period, civil wars in Japan; unification of Spain; Champa lost to Vietnam; Burgundy Wars of France, Switzerland, Lorraine; Muscovy of Russia conquers Novgorod; Battle of Breadfield; Portuguese Navigator Bartolomeu Dias sails around the Cape of Good Hope of South Africa; Songhai Empire in northern Africa around the Sahara Desert and beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (name of a country in Africa that is censored on Suno A-I in your eye don't cry oh why my guy in the sky with pie so fly or die); Christopher Columbus, fourteen-ninety-two; [Chorus]; [improvisational solo]; [instrumental solo]; [mouth-drums solo]; [dance party]
