The Knights of Arthritis

[Verse] In a battle we fight for only ten minutes or so We're not that tight Our joints creakin' like rusty armor It's a sight to see We used to slay dragons Now we're achin' from the knee [Chorus] Oh The knights of arthritis We're crippled and frail But our spirits are strong We won't let it derail We may hobble and wobble But we'll never back down The knights of arthritis Forever renowned [Verse 2] Once we jousted with might Swingin' swords with delight But now we can barely lift our arms It's just not fair Our backs are twisted like branches Can't hold a lance The knights of arthritis We're stuck in a painful trance [Chorus] Oh The knights of arthritis We're crippled and frail But our spirits are strong We won't let it derail We may hobble and wobble But we'll never back down The knights of arthritis Forever renowned [Verse] Swords and armor I used to wear with pride But now my body's aching Can't even hide The joints all creaking The pain won't subside Being a knight with arthritis feels like a wild ride Limbs are stiff Can't swing the sword with might Every move I make Feels like a fight But I won't surrender Won't give up the fight Even if arthritis tries to dim my shining light [Verse 2] Every step I take brings a painful scream The rusted armor weighs me down It seems But I won't let this pain crush my dreams I'll rise above No matter how extreme [Chorus] Oh The knights of arthritis We're crippled and frail But our spirits are strong We won't let it derail We may hobble and wobble But we'll never back down The knights of arthritis Forever renowned [Piano Solo] [Guitar Solo] [Drum Solo] We may hobble and wobble But we'll never back down The knights of arthritis Forever renowned [End Song]