You Can Keep My Wife, but Give Me Back My Dog

[Verse] Came home late last Friday night, Found a note, nothing felt right, She took the TV and the hog, But worst of all, she took my dog. [Verse 2] She packed her bags and hit the road, Left me here with an empty abode, The house feels cold, the nights are long, But what hurts the most is that dog's gone. [Chorus] You can keep my wife, I won't complain, But bring back my dog, ease my pain, She can have the house, that's alright, Just need my dog to cuddle at night. [Verse 3] I miss his bark and his wagging tail, His goofy grin as he chased his tail, That faithful friend through thick and thin, Now I'm left wondering where he's been. [Verse 4] She was high-maintenance and always mad, The dog was simple, never bad, He'd fetch the paper, wag with delight, Now I'm alone by the firelight. [Chorus] You can keep my wife, I won't complain, But bring back my dog, ease my pain, She can have the house, that's alright, Just need my dog to cuddle at night.