The ballad of the glutton

The Gluttonous Beast Page Discussion Read View source View history Tools The Gluttonous Beast The Kibble Destroyer Other name(s) Mr. Glutton, Mr. Speed, TGB, The Gluttony, The Beast, THE G.O.A.T, Sire Gluttony the III, Mr. Fear (speculated + debunked) Breed Domestic Shorthair Coat Orange bicolor ticked tabby with mask and mantle type pattern Sex Male Rarity Uncommon Occupation Eating for extended periods of time, the destroyer of the kibble. All-time leading scorer in NBA history and ranks fourth in career assists and number 23 on the LA lakers. Personality Hungry, Very Hungry First known sighting January 30, 2024 5:18 PM (LFT) Relations Parents Unknown Siblings Unknown Partner None Children None Other Mrs. Kirby (Arch enemy) Rivalry with Mr. Beetle The Gluttonous Beast showing off his side profile. He is truly a force to be reckoned with The Gluttonous Beast displays once again that his hunger and greed are unmatched. The Gluttonous Beast (also called Mr. Glutton or Mr. Speed) is an orange and white ticked tabby, whose distinct trait is his pure hunger due to being observed eating kibbles with an average of 2-3 munches per second (averaging to 150 munches per minute). He is the fastest and longest lasting kibble destroyer to be spotted in Mr. Fresh's Feeder. He won as the Most Favorite Cat in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 1st-3rd Weekly Poll, before dropping to 2nd place in the Hello Street Cat (EN) Community 4th Weekly Poll. His first appearance on the global community was at 08:30 AM (LFT) on February 05, 2024. The Gluttonous Beast is known to eat longer than 12-17 minutes, as his current record for the longest munching was over 25 minutes. Combining every single one of his eating sessions, TGB has munched over 18,750 times. When not distracted or disrupted, he usually eats for a long time. Initially, The Gluttonous Beast was the only nerf to Mrs. Kirby, however after a second encounter on March 2nd, Mrs. Kirby managed to scare off the Beast. The small cat that Mr. Piss threatened was actually The Gluttonous Beast, as shown in the picture below. It isn't clear whether TGB was known at this time, and there is no consensus about TGB's first global recognition. Mr. Piss (left) towering over the small, gluttonous beast Behavior The Gluttonous Beast devours food. He only cares about kibble and will search for and devour it in a matter of seconds. He has been known to horrify multiple cats with his gluttony. The Gluttonous Beast, or TGB for short, seems to only appear once per day. TGB also has not been observed to make any sounds while eating other than munching, in fact at times so focused on his kibble that he will not address other competitors around him. However, although being extremely gluttonous, TGB is very attentive, always peering to the sides to make sure no other cat is lurking. Despite his small appearance, TGB is very gluttonous and can eat longer and faster than any other cat. He will also leave no stone unturned a