Velvet Undercover

Q’s tech in the paws of a rodent too sly With a flick of his tail, he signals goodbye Through dim-lit halls, a shadow retreats Double-oh Seven, with heart’s racing beats Espionage turns, the tables have flipped With the estrogen beam, the nation’s been gripped In Her Majesty's maze, walls of cedar and pine Bond lurking in shadows, it's almost time Anthony's whiskers twitch, sensing the threat A chase through the tunnels, with no safety net Hidden in darkness, tensions arise Will our hero prevail, or meet his demise? With a license to thrill, Bond’s aim is true Yet Anthony squeaks, eluding on cue Gadgets and stealth under his sleeve But this hamster's cunning, you better believe Lazer beams mounting, the parliament waits Will Bond prevent or seal their fates? The air is tense, the moment has come The beam is fired, then there's just one Through paneled halls, Jane's legs now sprint With a stranger's gait, Bond feels the glint [Verse 3] New curves, new view, this Bond's been changed Who once was he, now slightly estranged A soft pink haze, Jane's eyes take in The scent of roses, on skin so thin Awakened by lace, a boudoir's charm An agent's alarm, yet here no harm [Verse 4] Disoriented, in a velvet sea Icons of innocence, where a spy should not be A vision in satin, with heels finely laced Trading martini's sting, for a lipstick's taste [Chorus] Slinking through this lush, unfamiliar scene James has faded, enter Bond, the queen [Verse 5] Gone the gadgets, holsters, and the guns Now it's mirrors, secrets, and the runs