The Great Voice Heist

(Verse 1) The world woke up to silence, eerie and profound, Not a golden voice left, just mundane sound. Celebrities spoke up, but their charm had flown, Singers crooned off-key, in dull monotone. (Pre-Chorus) Imagine the chaos in Hollywood’s halls, No sultry whispers at glitzy balls. Politicians blabber, but nobody's swayed, Every speech now a bland parade. (Chorus) Oh, the Voice Snatchers came, under cover of night, Stole our melodies and our persuasive might. Now the world sounds like a great big sigh, Glamour and oratory just passed us by. (Verse 2) Rock stars strum, but their lyrics flop, No voice to dazzle, their careers just stop. Actors audition, but they all sound the same, An A-list voice, now just a B-game. (Bridge) Talk shows turn to visual mime, Late night laughs are past their prime. Can you sell a movie, if you just can't emote? Every line delivered like a written note. (Chorus) Oh, the Voice Snatchers came, under cover of night, Stole our melodies and our persuasive might. Now the world sounds like a great big sigh, Glamour and oratory just passed us by. (Verse 3) Opera houses, once a grand affair, Now empty echoes fill the air. Even the radio, once a friend so dear, Plays a tune that no one can hear. (Outro) So here's to the voices, once vivid and keen, Now just a memory, barely seen. The Voice Snatchers left us plain and dry, In a world where sound just doesn’t fly.