Amuse-bouche with a Moose

[Instrumental] [Verse] Fine forest dining, moss tablecloth so green Me and Mister Moose, a most unusual scene Tiny bites on spoons, a culinary test Little tastes designed to impress our antlered guest [Verse] A wild berry tartlet, a cricket canape Mr. Moose is not used to eating this way Chef Squirrel worries, flicking his tail If Moose is still hungry will his restaurant fail? [Chorus] [Guitar Quiet] Amuse-bouche with a Moose! In a wooded land Amuse-bouche with a Moose! Wouldn't it be grand Mushrooms, fern, and caviar too What a delectable sight to view A napkin tucked under his chin But grand cuisine is lost on him [Chorus] Amuse-bouche with a Moose! Under leafy skies Amuse-bouche with a Moose! Such a sweet surprise [Verse] Moose smiles politely, but his belly gives a groan Tho tiny tastes are nice, he needs that a meal he can own Give him leaves and twigs, in a great big bunch Tiny portions only leave his tummy feeling crunched [Refrain] Amuse-bouche with a Moose! Amuse-bouche with a Moose! [End]