Toilet Seat Hat

[Verse] Farmer Joe woke up one bright summer's day, Looked around his closet, thinkin' of some new way, To keep that ol' sun from fryin' his brain, Stumbled on a fixin' that would sure entertain. [Verse 2] He grabbed a toilet seat, all shiny and white, Placed it on his head, thinkin' it felt just right, Down to the barn, stridin' all proud, Neighbours gathered 'round, laughin' real loud. [Chorus] Oh, Farmer Joe in his toilet seat hat, Got the whole town wonderin' what he's after with that, Givin' laughter for miles, you know we can't forget, Farmer Joe and his porcelain cap! [Verse 3] He milked ol' Bessie with a grin ear to ear, Said, "This new hat, got me cheerin' like a steer," Hens started cluckin' in a curious spree, Even the rooster stopped crowin' to see. [Verse 4] Down at the ol' diner, Joe strutted on in, Folks spilt their coffee, laughin' at his whim, "Sit right down Joe, tell us the tale," He tipped his toilet seat, like a ship hoistin' sail. [Chorus] Oh, Farmer Joe in his toilet seat hat, Got the whole town wonderin' what he's after with that, Givin' laughter for miles, you know we can't forget, Farmer Joe and his porcelain cap!