Caseoh and the Three Burgers

[Verse] Down at McDonald's on a Saturday night, Big Joe was sittin' ready for a bite, With a grin he ordered three burgers on the spot, Livin' life large, he didn't care a lot. [Verse 2] Folks started whisperin' and pointin' 'cross the room, "Look at Caseoh, he's gonna meet his doom." All eyes on Joe, like he was some kind of show, He took another bite, and said, "It's just how it goes." [Chorus] "Why's everybody lookin' when it's burger number three? A man's gotta eat if he's hungry like me. Call me what you want, Caseoh, fat or whate'er, But I'll keep on livin' with a belly full of cheer." [Verse 3] Back in the shadows, folks with fries in hand, Actin' all high while they're sittin' on the band. Joe just chuckled and wiped his greasy face, "Hey, pass the ketchup, enjoy your own space." [Chorus] "Why's everybody lookin' when it's burger number three? A man's gotta eat if he's hungry like me. Call me what you want, Caseoh, fat or whate'er, But I'll keep on livin' with a belly full of cheer." [Bridge] Joe stood up tall, with a wink in his eye, "Big guy, small guy, we're the same under the sky. Life's too short for your judgment and shame, I'll keep lovin' these burgers, and you can do the same."