Chockablock Blairy (A rude, hilarious tribute to the ultimate mate)

(Verse 1) There's a bloke named Blairy, a boilermaker star, He'll weld your world together, no matter where you are. But he's more than just a worker, he's a jack of every trade, Got mates from way back when, and they still haven't strayed. (Chorus) Oh, Chockablock Blairy, what a bloody sight, Poor Karen can't unsee it, try as she might. With Jackie Jack his Labrador, and a Canadian Club in hand, He’s the best mate you'll ever find, the legend of the land. (Verse 2) They call him Chockablock, a nickname earned with pride, A story so outrageous, it leaves you horrified. He camps up by the Lake, with a smoke and a drink, Walks miles for those deer, but never gets a blink. (Chorus) Oh, Chockablock Blairy, what a bloody sight, Poor Karen can't unsee it, try as she might. With Jackie Jack his Labrador, and a Canadian Club in hand, He’s the best mate you'll ever find, the legend of the land. (Bridge) He’s got a heart of gold and hands of steel, Can fix anything, and that’s for real. But when it comes to hunting, well, that’s a different game, He’ll trek for miles and miles, but the deer remain the same. (Verse 3) His mates from childhood, they’re still by his side, Through thick and thin, they take it all in stride. They laugh and they drink, and tell tales of old, Blairy’s stories are legendary, bold and uncontrolled. (Chorus) Oh, Chockablock Blairy, what a bloody sight, Poor Karen can't unsee it, try as she might. With Jackie Jack his Labrador, and a Canadian Club in hand, He’s the best mate you'll ever find, the legend of the land. (Outro) So here’s to Blairy, the man of the hour, He’s got the skills, the laughs, and the power. Raise a glass, have a laugh, let the good times flow, For Chockablock Blairy, the best mate we know!