Caught in the Act

Verse 1: Well, I’m sittin' in the garage, just sippin' on a brew, Had a little too much, and my mind’s on something new. I saw that old can, it was sittin' on the shelf, Didn’t think twice ‘bout usin’ it to please myself. Chorus: Oh, darlin', you caught me in a bind, With a beer can and a moment unkind. You walked in, and I was in a jam, Didn’t mean to cause a ruckus with a cold Coors can. Yeah, my bad, guess I should’ve known, That beer’s for drinkin’, not for gettin’ it on! Verse 2: Now I’m sleepin’ on the couch, got a cold brew in my hand, You’re laughin’ at me, guess you’ve got the upper hand. But I'll mend my ways and won’t make that same mistake, No more drinkin’ and thinkin’ that a can is all it takes. Chorus: Oh, darlin', you caught me in a bind, With a beer can and a moment unkind. You walked in, and I was in a jam, Didn’t mean to cause a ruckus with a cold Coors can. Yeah, my bad, guess I should’ve known, That beer’s for drinkin’, not for gettin’ it on! Bridge: Now I’m learnin’ my lesson, and I’m takin’ it slow, Gonna buy some romance, and let the beer stay low. I’ll be a better man, no more cans in sight, I’ll save that cold brew for a Saturday night. Chorus: Oh, darlin', you caught me in a bind, With a beer can and a moment unkind. You walked in, and I was in a jam, Didn’t mean to cause a ruckus with a cold Coors can. Yeah, my bad, guess I should’ve known, That beer’s for drinkin’, not for gettin’ it on! Outro: So here’s to new beginnings and a life that’s grand, No more beer cans, just a loving hand. We’ll laugh about it later, when the wounds have healed, And we’ll toast to the night I got caught with my can revealed.