Where Do I Work Again?

Original lyrics by Dandalorian [Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. [Verse] It was just Milward when I started I told my old employer I'm done But within just a month or two The company was acquired by Covington [Bridge] There was stability and prosperity Over the next few years hence But with another acquisition in that time We unofficially became BakeSense [Chorus] What's my employer's name? It never stays the same Every time they rearrange My benefits all change (Repeat Chorus) [Verse 2] Well as soon as I was used to that They spun us up in to a new joint Another CEO and all new rules They now called us all HastePoint [Verse 3] A few more years of stability We got our ducks back in a row But we knew that name, it was bound to change Heading towards an IPO (Repeat Chorus) [Verse 4] Eventually the company Split us up into two groups Commercially it was still HP (nope, not that HP) But now we're known as Giller & Hoopes [Bridge] I hope we now can settle down Under that stable leadership of Trent's But I know deep down that either way We have always been BakeSense (Repeat Chorus) (Repeat Chorus)