The Fart Chronicles

[Verse] Ethan Klein, with the podcast game Talking truth, bringing laughter, gaining fame But there's a secret no one knows, a hidden story 'bout his gas attacks and intestinal glory [Verse 2] In the Subway, he let one rip, caught him by surprise But he played it cool, blamed it on the other guys Then at Denny's, his luck took a turn A little too much fiber made his stomach churn [Chorus] Ethan Klein, farting all around town Public places, he can't keep his farts down The smell might be potent, can make eyes water But we love him still, he's our podcast slaughter