Hold the Mayo

[Verse] No mayo on my burger, baby It's just not for me I like it without the sloppy sauce And no lettuce, too, for me [Chorus] Mayo-free, it's the way No slippery mess between my buns Juicy meat and cheese, oh so good No mayo on my burger, that's how it goes [Verse] No mayo on my burger, I ain't playing I want my meat and cheese to shine No fancy dressings or garnish for me Just a simple, plain, and juicy dine [Chorus] Mayo-free, it's the way No slippery mess between my buns Juicy meat and cheese, oh so good No mayo on my burger, that's how it goes [Bridge] I like my burger plain and simple Just a patty and some cheese No lettuce or tomatoes, just meat and bread And no mayo, please, no mayo [Chorus] Mayo-free, it's the way No slippery mess between my buns Juicy meat and cheese, oh so good No mayo on my burger, that's how it goes [Outro] So if you're looking for a tasty treat With no mayo in sight Just ask me to make your burger right And we'll have a feast tonight Mayo-free, it's the way No slippery mess between my buns Juicy meat and cheese, oh so good No mayo on my burger, that's how it goes