Bologna Festival

(Verse 1) Well, down in our town, where the folks are all jolly, We got a festival, it's a hoot and a holler, by golly. It's the Bologna Festival, where we all gather 'round, For some good ol' fun, in our little town. (Chorus) At the Bologna Festival, we ain't playin' no game, We got outhouse races and bologna ring toss to claim. With music in the air, and a bologna tent to boot, We're gonna have a blast, in our bologna suit. (Verse 2) There's a parade down Main Street, with floats so grand, And folks cheering loud, with a bologna in hand. The bologna king and queen, they reign supreme, In their crowns of meat, they're living the dream. (Chorus) At the Bologna Festival, we ain't playin' no game, We got outhouse races and bologna ring toss to claim. With music in the air, and a bologna tent to boot, We're gonna have a blast, in our bologna suit. (Bridge) From dawn 'til dusk, we're dancing in the street, With bologna sandwiches, a real tasty treat. The laughter never ends, at this quirky affair, With bologna in hand, we haven't a care. (Verse 3) So if you're ever passin' through, our little town, During the Bologna Festival, don't you frown. Come join the fun, and be part of the scene, At the craziest festival you've ever seen.