Dry Ride Blues

[Verse] Wakin' up dry, chapped lips, no lube in sight, Got the cocoa butter but it vanished like the night, Rub down feelin' like sandpaper delight, Moisture be a myth, I’m parched, out of spite. [Chorus] No Vaseline, my skin's fightin' a drought, Ashy elbows, knees creakin' when I crouch. Crispy, itchy, I hear my skin shout, No Vaseline got me feelin' left out. [Verse 2] Hit the store quick, but they out of the balm, Shelf's lookin' cleaner than a freshly waxed palm, No lotion, no cream, I'm about to drop a psalm, Dry as Sahara, no oasis to calm. [Chorus] No Vaseline, my skin's fightin' a drought, Ashy elbows, knees creakin' when I crouch. Crispy, itchy, I hear my skin shout, No Vaseline got me feelin' left out. [Bridge] Even my dog lookin' smoother than I, Fur like a pillow while I’m scratchin' every thigh, Thought I found some relief, turns out it's a lie, Lid missing, jar empty, will I ever comply? [Verse 3] Friends call me flaky, crusty as some pie, Swagger turned to stagger, feelin' like I could die, No ointment, no sheen, everybody's askin' why, Can't keep my shine, need the cream, stayin' spry.