Lyrics
[Instrumental Break]
[Speaking Part]
OK, I Gotta Tell You What’s Happening Right Now!
[Verse 1]
Weirdness Somehow Runs In My Blood.
It’s Definitely Not The Cool Kid In The Club.
The Brain Is Totally Like Annoying Frogs.
Pass Me The Mustard, Cause I’m Having Hot Dogs!
[Verse 2]
I Told My Therapist About This, & Do You Know What They Said?!
They Said: “Forget About It, Go Straight To Bed!”
But I Didn’t Listen To Them, I Investigated For Myself.
& I Kept Everything I Found Out On My Shelf.
[Chorus]
I Can’t Believe My Brain.
It’s Like I Have Bad Stains.
Lack Of Sleep, Bad Habits, And Marching Bands.
They All Add Up To Where My Brain Lands!
Better For Worse At Some Bitters.
Turns Out That I’m Gonna Have Jitters!
My Mom Screamed In Fame,
When I Said: “Dang It! I’m Going Insane!”
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
[Verse 3]
This Mystery Has Gone Too Far For Me.
Believe It Or Not, I Almost Can’t See!
What The Truth Could Possibly Point To,
Who I Can Totally Trust In This Stuff Is YOU!
[Verse 4]
My Brain Is Absolutely Bonkers. It’s Going Rouge Like A Bull.
I’m Like “Oh My God!” At The Results!
I Pieced Together Everything & Got The Werid Florescence.
Turns Out, I’m Just In Adolescence.
[Chorus]
I Can’t Believe My Brain.
It’s Like I Have Bad Stains.
Lack Of Sleep, Bad Habits, And Marching Bands.
They All Add Up To Where My Brain Lands!
Better For Worse At Some Bitters.
Turns Out That I’m Gonna Have Jitters!
My Mom Screamed In Fame,
When I Said: “Dang It! I’m Going Insane!”
[Speaking Part]
GUITAR SOLO!
[Power Chord Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
I Can’t Believe My Brain.
It’s Like I Have Bad Stains.
Lack Of Sleep, Bad Habits, And Marching Bands.
They All Add Up To Where My Brain Lands!
Better For Worse At Some Bitters.
Turns Out That I’m Gonna Have Jitters!
My Mom Screamed In Fame,
When I Said: “Dang It! I’m Going Insane!”
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
Woah-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh
[Speaking Part]
God, Please Help Me!
