The Ballad of Peggy and Olson

**(Verse 1)** There’s a tale from the city, where the lights shine bright, ‘Bout a pair of twin cats who come out at night, Sneakin' through the shadows with a mischievous grin, Lookin’ for a fast-food dive to begin their din’. **(Chorus)** Oh, those twin cats, they’re slick and sly, Stealin’ French fries under the moonlit sky, With a purr and a whisker, they make their play, In the heart of the city, they’re the talk of the day. **(Verse 2)** They got stripes on their backs and eyes of green, The sneakiest critters you’ve ever seen, They’ll paw at your bag when you’re not lookin’, And before you know it, your fries are tookin’. **(Chorus)** Oh, those twin cats, they’re slick and sly, Stealin’ French fries under the moonlit sky, With a purr and a whisker, they make their play, In the heart of the city, they’re the talk of the day. **(Bridge)** From one joint to another, they make their rounds, Where the scent of fries and burgers abounds, They’re the kings of the night, with a feline grace, Leavin’ every diner with an empty place. **(Chorus)** Oh, those twin cats, they’re slick and sly, Stealin’ French fries under the moonlit sky, With a purr and a whisker, they make their play, In the heart of the city, they’re the talk of the day. **(Verse 3)** You might catch a glimpse if you’re lucky, friend, Two shadows dartin’ ‘round the burger bend, But blink an eye and they’ll disappear, Leavin’ you wonderin’ how they got so near. **(Chorus)** Oh, those twin cats, they’re slick and sly, Stealin’ French fries under the moonlit sky, With a purr and a whisker, they make their play, In the heart of the city, they’re the talk of the day. **(Outro)** So if you’re out late and feel a tug, On your bag of fries, just give a shrug, It’s just those twin cats, with a twinkle in their eyes, Making off in the night with your French fries.