More Than One Soap

(Verse 1) Tiny man named John, mid-thirties and goin' strong, Thought he knew it all, but he was wrong. Life had been kind, but lessons still to learn, One fateful day, oh, how the tide would turn. (Chorus) Oh John, you should've known, There's two different kinds of soaps. Now bubbles on the floor, you’re not alone, Embarrassed, can't cope, but don't lose hope. (Verse 2) In the kitchen, he stood proud, dish detergent in his hand, Thought it was the same, didn't understand. Poured it in the washer, turned it on with ease, Soon the bubbles overflowed, like a thousand sneeze. (Chorus) Oh John, you should've known, There's two different kinds of soaps. Now bubbles on the floor, you’re not alone, Embarrassed, can't cope, but don't lose hope. (Bridge) Should've figured it out a decade ago, Now he’s standing in a bubble-filled show. Neighbors peek in, chuckle and grin, John just sighs, “Here I go again.” (Chorus) Oh John, you should've known, There's two different kinds of soaps. Now bubbles on the floor, you’re not alone, Embarrassed, can't cope, but don't lose hope. (Outro) So here’s to John, in his bubbly plight, A lesson learned, under kitchen light. Next time he’ll know, with a little grin, Two kinds of soaps, and where they’ve been.