Paris Puddle Blues

[Verse] Well, it started in Paris, a spectacle for all to see, But the Seine was flowin' with more than just history. Oh, the Olympic Games, they promised us a show, But what they gave instead was more of a "No-go." [Verse 2] The crowd was a-buzzin', excitement in the air, 'Til the aroma hit them, like a madman's dare. Confused faces lookin' for that grand display, Instead found themselvess at Sod 'n' Gomorrah's play. [Chorus] It's the Paris Puddle Blues, an Olympic debut, Where the river ran wild with a sight too crude. Forget the gold, forget the fame, We got causin' chaos as our claim to claim. [Verse 3] The hay was floatin' and the silt did rise, With every athlete tryin' to cover their eyes. The grand opening, oh what a shame, Left everyone rethinking why they came. [Verse 4] The boats drifted by, in a disheveled parade, While the city held its breath for the mess that was made. We tuned in for glory, but we got more than we could chew, Who knew the Seine could hold so much ado? [Chorus] It's the Paris Puddle Blues, an Olympic debut, Where the river ran wild with a sight too crude. Forget the gold, forget the fame, We got causin' chaos as our claim to claim.