The Drama Ticket Blues

In the JSF server, there's a new kind of spam It's not about Starships, it's interpersonal jam They're ticketing each other for every little slight Turning mole hills to mountains, just to win a fight Chorus: Oh, the drama ticket blues, it's driving us insane For every little squabble, there's a ticket to explain Can't we all just get along, and act our age? Instead of filling tickets with unnecessary rage Verse 2: One guy got so heated about his pizza toppings choice He filed a formal complaint, gave his pettiness a voice Sensitive topics flare up, respect goes out the door Then it's straight to the tickets, keeping score (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: Talk it out, use your words Resolve conflicts, don't be absurd The ticket system's not for your personal vendetta Grow up a little, and we'll all feel better Verse 3: So before you hit submit on that ticket of spite Ask yourself honestly, is this really worth the fight? We're all here together, let's make the best of it And keep the drama out of our ticket git (Repeat Chorus) Outro: The drama ticket blues, it's time to let them go Treat each other kindly, and watch how we'll grow In the JSF server, let's set a better tone And leave the petty tickets all alone