Schmeeven, The Forgotten Number

[Verse] In a dusty old math book Lies a number rare Passed over by scholars Without a single care It's schmeeven I call it From the old numeric tree So rarely counted Folks just let it be [Verse 2] While seven has heaven and six has its tricks Nine shines so fine And five's in our fix But schmeeven's the loner Left out of the mix Ignored by equations As cold as a Styx [Chorus] Oh schmeeven Schmeeven It's never in the hall Uninvited to the party It's the lonely wall Oh schmeeven Schmeeven Where did you all go wrong? A misunderstood digit in our numbers’ song [Verse 3] Kids in their classes They never say your name Teachers overlook ya It’s always the same But schmeeven My friend You deserve your own fame A number so lonely It should never be tamed [Verse 4] We count with our fingers We dance on ten toes Eleven brings partners Twelve in rows But schmeeven stands quiet Where nobody goes In the shadow of numbers In the places wind blows [Chorus] Oh schmeeven Schmeeven It's never in the hall Uninvited to the party It's the lonely wall Oh schmeeven Schmeeven Where did you all go wrong? A misunderstood digit in our numbers’ song