Anti haja 2.0

Went to the barber, feeling bold, Said, "Just a trim, keep it long and controlled." But lost in translation, it seems, He buzzed it all off, shattered my dreams! (Chorus) Now my hair's so short, Like a brand new recruit. Everyone's laughing, can't take a break, Saying I look like a jester, a mistake! (Verse 2) Tried a hat to hide the disaster, But that didn't do much. Grabbed a hair tie, tried to be faster, Just ended up looking like a dutch! (Chorus) Now my hair's so short, Like a brand new recruit. Everyone's laughing, can't take a break, Saying I look like a jester, a mistake! (Bridge) But hey, no worries, it's low maintenance, you see, And at least now I know the barber's not for me! (Chorus) Now my hair's so short, Like a brand new recruit. Everyone's laughing, can't take a break, Saying I look like a jester, a mistake! Tried a hat to hide the disaster, But that didn't do much. Grabbed a hair tie, tried to be faster, Just ended up looking like a dutch! (Chorus) Now my hair's so short, Like a brand new recruit. Everyone's laughing, can't take a break, Saying I look like a jester, a mistake! (Bridge) But hey, no worries, it's low maintenance, you see, And at least now I know the barber's not for me!