Crooked Man

[Instrumental] [Break] [ (Verse 1) There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house. (Verse 2) Yo, listen up, here's a tale that's wild, 'Bout a crooked man walkin' his crooked style. He found a crooked sixpence, made him smile, On a crooked stile, he stopped for a while. He bought a crooked cat, it was a deal, Chasing crooked mice, that was the deal. In a little crooked house, they kept it real, Living crookedly, that's the appeal. (Chorus) Crooked man, crooked style, Living life in a crooked file. Crooked cat, crooked mouse, In a crooked house, they all spouse. (Bridge) They're crooked, but they're happy, Living life a bit sappy. In a world that's straight and narrow, They're the crooked arrow. (Verse 3) So if you see a crooked man, don't you fret, He's just living life with no regret. With his crooked pals, he's all set, In a crooked world, they're a duet. (Outro) (Chorus) Crooked man, crooked style, Living life in a crooked file. Crooked cat, crooked mouse, In a crooked house, they all spouse. [End]