Scam Magnent

**[Verse 1]** Clicked a link, a vacation dream, Turned out to be a Ponzi scheme. Bought a watch, said it’d make me wise, Turns out it barely tells the time. **[Chorus]** Oh, I fall for every trick, Slick words and sales tactics. From pyramid schemes to magic beans, I’m a magnet for those scams it seems. **[Verse 2]** Saw an ad, a miracle cure, Just some water, nothing more. A stock tip from a friend of a friend, My wallet’s empty in the end. **[Chorus]** Oh, I fall for every trick, Slick words and sales tactics. From pyramid schemes to magic beans, I’m a magnet for those scams it seems. **[Bridge]** I know it’s foolish, yet I dive, In every deal that’s too alive. Guess I’m just a hopeful soul, In this comedy, I play the role. **[Verse 3]** A course to be a billionaire, Turns out the secret’s just “be aware.” I’ve bought bridges, stars, and lunar plots, I’ve got deeds to lands that time forgot. **[Chorus]** Oh, I fall for every trick, Slick words and sales tactics. From pyramid schemes to magic beans, I’m a magnet for those scams it seems. [Outro] So here’s to all who’ve sold me swamps, And tales that belong in story romps. I’ll keep my eyes a bit more keen, On the lookout for the next routine.