Probed and Exploded

[Verse] Got snatched up by some aliens Late one night Zapped me with a laser Flashing green and bright (oh-yeah!) They took me to their leader In a neon-lit dome But what happened next? Man I should've stayed home! [Verse 2] They poked and they prodded with gadgets so weird My booty got the focus My worst fears were here (uh-huh!) I felt the pressure rising Then a rumble and a groan It's a gastro-emergency I'm in the hot zone! [Chorus] Probed and exploded Can't hold it no more Alien invasion left my guts on the floor (nasty hot spew!) Probed and exploded Oh the alien shame Uncontrollable bum blast Who's to blame? [Bridge] (Dubstep drop).. (Oh no, oh no, oh no!) - nasty hot spew! (uh-uh!) Greys got the ray-beam Now I'm in a scream team Booty got a mind of its own A ream theme! (go go go!) [Verse 3] Now I'm a legend in the cosmos A tale intergalactic The story of my backside It's tragic and frantic (zing-zing!) But if those creatures come for you Take this bit of advice Don't eat that alien chowder It's a probeful price! [Chorus] Probed and exploded Can't hold it no more Alien invasion left my guts on the floor (nasty hot spew!) Probed and exploded Oh the alien shame Uncontrollable bum blast Who's to blame?