Duck Farts

[Verse] Oh Alex he's the king of the swing But there's a thing that makes us all sing When he lets loose it's quite a scare He cuts the air with a duck-like flair [Verse 2] We gather round to hear the sound His duck farts echo all around The scent it rises like a flame And leaves us crying all the same [Chorus] Duck farts loud and clear Bringing everyone to tears Oh Alex what a sight With his duck farts every night [Bridge] The band plays on we dance the floor But Alex leaves us wanting more His farts they quack and roll your eyes A stench that makes the strong men cry [Verse 3] The saxophones they blow their tune But Alex farts they fill the room The smell it knocks us off our feet His duck farts are a mighty feat [Chorus] Duck farts loud and clear Bringing everyone to tears Oh Alex what a sight With his duck farts every night