Possum Wranglin' Jig

[Verse] Owen and Mike woke up at dawn, In a house where critters freely roam, Heard a rustle in the pantry door, Two big possums settlin' the score. [Verse 2] Them critters were crafty, sly and slick, Owen grabbed a broom, Mike a hockey stick, They circled round, like a rodeo ride, In their plaid pajamas, no place to hide. [Chorus] Wranglin' possums in the kitchen light, Comin' head to tail through the endless night, With a hoot and a holler and a mighty laugh, Them boys got more than they bargained by half. [Verse 3] Owen planned a sneak attack from behind, While Mike's distraction was one of a kind, He waved his stick like a fiddle bow, The possums darted, but they were slow. [Bridge] Neighbors heard the ruckus, thought there was a fire, But it was just the boys, voices rising higher, With every leap and every tumble, That possum wranglin' sure was a rumble. [Chorus] Wranglin' possums in the kitchen light, Comin' head to tail through the endless night, With a hoot and a holler and a mighty laugh, Them boys got more than they bargained by half.