Purple Midget Hustlin'

[Verse] Purple midget on the prowl Lookin' for deals in the midnight town Lopsided wheels rollin' round Naked wanderer without a sound [Verse 2] Allergic to peanut butter spread Keeps him up all night in dread Deals on wheels filling his head Dreams of bargains while he’s in bed [Chorus] Purple midget hustlin' away Find those deals every day Naked truth no price to pay Peanut butter keep away [Bridge] Round and round the market spins Lopsided wheels make it begin Naked truth beneath the skin Purple midget's never givin' in [Verse 3] Clocks are ticking deals are slicking Lopsided wheels need a fixin’ Peanut butter’s evil tricking Naked midget keeps on picking [Chorus] Purple midget hustlin' away Find those deals every day Naked truth no price to pay Peanut butter keep away