Emu Funk Fiasco

[Verse] In the outback Where the sun do shine (oo-yeah!) Emus runnin' wild Blowin' our minds (uh-huh!) Soldiers marchin' Thought they’d win that day But those giant birds They won't obey. (oh no!) [Verse 2] With machine guns ready Lined in a row (come on now!) Feathers flyin’ high Like a funky show (uh-huh!) Shots fired But those emus ran fast Outsmartin' soldiers Man They had a blast. (woo!) [Chorus] Emu Funk Fiasco Can't believe it’s true (heyyy!) Feathered beat machines Groovin’ past you (say what!) Jump and jive Can't catch their moves In the Emu Funk We all got to groove. (get down!) [Verse 3] Soldiers tried traps Even set up camps (shake it!) But them emus danced through Like funky champs (here we go!) War raged on But who took the prize? Those emus struttin’ With victory in their eyes. (no lie!) [Bridge] Commander said "Man We’ve met our match " (funky town!) Emu army had the ultimate dispatch (wow!) Australia learned nature’s funky way Emus rule Let the brass band play. (hit it!) [Chorus] Emu Funk Fiasco Can't believe it’s true (heyyy!) Feathered beat machines Groovin’ past you (say what!) Jump and jive Can't catch their moves In the Emu Funk We all got to groove. (get down!)