Lyrics
[Instrumental intro]
[Verse 1]
Max was a poker player, a legend in his mind,
But he had a little problem, a tell he couldn't hide.
When he tried to bluff, his lip began to shake,
That's why they called him Max Vibrate, make no mistake.
[Chorus]
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
[Verse 2]
He'd sit at the table, cards close to his chest,
Thinking he's the best, better than the rest.
But when he laid his cards, and tried to fake a win,
His trembling lip would give him away again.
[Chorus]
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
[Bridge]
He didn't care, kept playing his game,
Despite the shaking lip and his growing shame.
Until one night, he lost it all,
Out of money, had to take the fall.
[Chorus]
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
[Verse 3]
He stood up fast, couldn't take the heat,
With a wild excuse, he had to beat a retreat.
"I've got a cat on the pressure cooker, I can't stay!"
And Max Vibrate ran away.
[Chorus]
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
[Outro]
So remember Max Vibrate, and his trembling lip,
In the world of poker, where fortunes flip.
If you’ve got a tell, better hide it well,
Or like Max Vibrate, you'll have a story to tell.
[Chorus]
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
(Max Vibrate!) Oh, Max Vibrate!
[Instrumental ending] [end]
[Fade to End]
