Jordan The Lazy Drunk

[Verse] Chillin' on the couch, crackin' open cans, Jordan in a haze, lazy like stretched-out bands. TV remote king, ain't movin' not a finger, Minds in a cloud, thoughts start to linger. [Verse 2] Pizza boxes stackin', beer cans a-toppin’, Life movin' slow, ain't even clockin’. Sticky floors, nacho crumbs as the carpet, Jordan ain't concerned, livin' life as an artist. [Chorus] Lazy and hazy, that's the kind of funk, Jordan always slumped, that lazy drunk. Chill mode maxed, problems in the trunk, Life in a daze, he’s that lazy drunk. [Verse 3] Phone buzzin’ off, but Jordan ain't stirrin’, Answer machine beepin', not a single worry. Calls from the job, but he's deep in the slumber, Every night’s a blur, DJ of the blunder. [Verse 4] Neighbors’ lights flicker, streets get dim, Jordan on the porch, sippin’ till the brim. Half-sober thoughts with a laugh that rolls, Chuckles in the dark, life in little scrolls. [Chorus] Lazy and hazy, that's the kind of funk, Jordan always slumped, that lazy drunk. Chill mode maxed, problems in the trunk, Life in a daze, he’s that lazy drunk.