Sorry, We Ran Out of Paper Bags

[Intro] You walked into the general store, asking for a paper bag, I had to tap on the sign, that says "We're sold out" But you don't get the message, So I shouted out, [Chorus] Sorry, we ran out of paper bags, sorry for the inconvenience, Since the media says, if you don't look like a model, put a paper bag over your head. [Verse 2] Could I interest you in a plastic bag, it's not for you, but for someone you can't stand, like your mother in law, or that neighbor wearing only a bathrobe. [Chorus] Sorry, we ran out of paper bags, sorry for the inconvenience, Since the media says, if you don't look like a model, put a paper bag over your head. [Verse 3] When will we smarten up, and not be told on what we should look on the outside, To be honest those models are pretty rotten to the core. [Chorus] Sorry, we ran out of paper bags, sorry for the inconvenience, Since the media says, if you don't look like a model, put a paper bag over your head. [Outro]