Shave the Whales

[Verse] We sail the ocean wide Through the stormy tides Rough seas and salty spray To shave the whales today [Chorus] Shave the whales boys shave them clean From their heads down to their fins Sing a shanty strong and true Shaving whales for me and you [Verse 2] Grab your razors sharp and bright Underneath the pale moonlight We trim the blubber smooth and neat On this maritime feat [Chorus] Shave the whales boys shave them clean From their heads down to their fins Sing a shanty strong and true Shaving whales for me and you [Bridge] Across the waves we roam Our ship a floating comb With laughter and with cheer We shave without a fear [Verse 3] The harpoons stay at bay No harm to whales today Just sailors with a quest To groom the ocean's best