A penguin would never make you a sandwich.

... Hello darlings! Let's talk about... Penguins! [intro] ... [Verse 1] My mama took me to the zoo To look at the penguin flock A fine, how do you do! All lined up on their cold wet rock. So refined and elegent But Mama said to me Be smart! A penguin ain't no gent! [Chorus] They say these birds are best But take my advice They're no better than the rest! They'd leave you cold on the ice A penguin would never Make you a sandwich! [Verse 2] A puffin may be short And flock cheek to jowl But they're the gentlemanly sort Always smile, never scowl! They're so eager to please Bring tomato soup by the bowl And make you a Grilled Cheese! [Verse 3] Or take an albatross! Soaring through the skies... A bird that likes to be boss But they have a softer side. It's always a very good bet That with considerable pride. They'd make you a Sub you won't forget! Mm-Hmm! I can taste it now! [Bridge] An ostrich has those legs, A peacock is so dandy. A flamingo is so elegant. A parrot is quite handy! ... [Verse 4] An eagle will grab the pesto, Make you a Monte Cristo. For a Cuban double-decker, Go date a wood pecker. A Pigeon has no élan, But will make you cheese and ham. Swing a chicken romantically, And you'll always have Bàhn Mí [Verse 5] But when all the bets are in One bird I can attest That dang old Penguin Just isn't the best Whatever hunger you display A penguin just provides dismay Because a penguin...? Would never make you a sandwich! Great Barbecue though. ...