Lyrics
[8 bar intro]
[Verse 1]
in the mornin', feelin' mighty fine
Horoscope said "Today's your time to shine"
Strutted to the shower, slipped on my own soap
Now I'm seein' stars, but man, I still have hope
[Chorus]
Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's what I do
Tryin' to be smooth, but I'm stuck like glue
Oops, I funked up, it's my special brew
Got the funk so bad, even my mistakes groove
[Verse 2]
Dressed for success in my finest threads
Sauntered to work, turn all the heads
Didn't see that puddle, now I'm soakin' wet
But hey, at least I'm cool in this summer sweat
[Chorus]
Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's what I do
Tryin' to be smooth, but I'm stuck like glue
Oops, I funked up, it's my special brew
Got the funk so bad, even my mistakes groove
[Verse 3]
Lunchtime rolled around, I'm feelin' pretty slick
Ordered me some sushi, gonna eat it quick
Wasabi's guacamole, right? Take a big ol' bite
Now I'm breathin' fire, but my breath is minty fresh tonight
[Bridge]
You might think I'm cursed, but let me set you straight
These funky little mishaps? Man, they're my soulmate
From sunrise to sunset, I'm the queen of the flub
In this twisted world, my fumbles are my club
[Verse 4]
Got a hot date tonight, gonna break this streak
Bought some fancy flowers, my game's at its peak
Turns out she's allergic, now she's in a sneeze
But she thinks I'm funny, guess I aim to please
[Chorus]
Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's what I do
Tryin' to be smooth, but I'm stuck like glue
Oops, I funked up, it's my special brew
Got the funk so bad, even my mistakes groove
[Verse 5]
Hittin' the club now, gonna dance all night
Busted out my moves, shinin' in the light
Split my pants wide open, moon's out way too soon
But the crowd goes wild, think I've found my tune
[Verse 6]
Woke up next mornin', head's spinnin' round
Found a number in my pocket, but it's upside down
Called it anyway, got the local zoo
Guess I'll date a monkey, that's the funky thing to do
[Final Chorus]
Oops, I funked up, yeah, it's my life's song
Mess up every day, but I dance along
Oops, I funked up, but I can't go wrong
'Cause in this funky world, my mistakes make me strong
[Outro]
So if you see me comin', better clear the way
'Cause my funk's contagious, gonna make your day
I'm the master of disaster, the sultan of slip-ups
Oops, I funked up, and I'm never givin' up!
