No Deep Dish Allowed

[Verse] Thin crust that's the way Savory in every bite Deep dish? That's not okay Lasagna in disguise tonight [Verse 2] Pepperoni's on the top Mozzarella melting down Deep dish makes the joy stop Lasagna bluffing with a frown [Chorus] All pizza's great but not that kind Deep dish lovers lose their minds Call it pizza but it's wrong Lasagna's world where it belongs [Verse 3] New York streets with pies so wide Cheese that stretches full of pride Deep dish swims in sauce untried Lasagna’s what it tries to hide [Bridge] Real pizza doesn’t drown in goo Thin and crispy coming through Deep dish fans don't have a clue Lasagna lovers we see you [Verse 4] Toppings light and crust so pure Deep dish is a pizza lure Here’s the truth and it's for sure Lasagna's where that mess should cure